Guess who is halfway to twenty-one?
The honouree was very keen to open presents.
Mario Brothers wallet.
Custom-made sisterly coupons.
"Coupon for being slave"
"Coupon for letting Jackson borrow Sydney's stuff"
"Coupon for when watching a girls' show let him watch something else"
And the thing he wanted most desperately.
His own fedora.
(You know, it runs in the family)
Happy Half Birthday Dude.