To eat at a restaurant with my family that did not have a children's menu.
I requested scintillating conversation and, importantly, no complaints that the food was weird.
(I had emergency snacks in my purse because I know how hard scintillating conversation is when you're hungry.)
So, belatedly for my birthday, we went to dinner.
Did I mention getting dressed up was part of the package?
Shirts. With buttons.
Some may see a slight resemblance.
Dessert = very serious business
Expectations = exceeded